♈ Aries: You’re in full hype mode — texting the group chat in ALL CAPS, pre-ordering every version, and acting like the release date is a national holiday. You’ve already decided it’s a masterpiece, and you haven’t heard a single note.
♉ Taurus: You’re setting up the comfiest listening environment imaginable — candles lit, snacks ready, phone on Do Not Disturb. You’ll savor every track like it’s a five-course meal.
♊ Gemini: You’re telling EVERYONE. Coworkers, strangers in line, your ex — all are now informed about the drop. You’ve also started three different playlists for songs you haven’t even heard yet.
♋ Cancer: You’re already emotionally attached. You’ve imagined which lyrics will “speak to your soul” and prepared tissues for that one track you just know will wreck you.
♌ Leo: You’re planning your reaction video and your album-release-night outfit. Whether you’re at a listening party or alone in your room, it’s going to be a whole performance.
♍ Virgo: You’ve analyzed the tracklist and cover art like it’s a crime scene photo. You’re fully ready to rank each song in a spreadsheet and defend your choices.
♎ Libra: You’re curating the perfect listening party — the lighting, the snacks, the aesthetic — so everyone can experience the drop in style. This is a vibe, not just an album.
♏ Scorpio: You’re on a deep-dive mission, decoding Easter eggs and predicting hidden meanings. You’ll have 17 conspiracy theories by the second verse.
♐ Sagittarius: You’re already planning a trip to see the tour before the first chorus hits. Honestly, this album is just an excuse for another adventure.
♑ Capricorn: You’ve cleared your schedule and built the release into your calendar like it’s a work deadline. You’re ready to listen, review, and get your money’s worth from the deluxe edition.
♒ Aquarius: You’re certain this album will change the industry. You’re already imagining the cultural ripple effect and making memes before the first single drops.
♓ Pisces: You’ve imagined entire music videos in your head. You’re romanticizing lyrics that don’t exist yet and preparing for your main-character moment when they do.