PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: How To Cure Your Hangover Based On Your Sign

Aries

Aries — Exercise

Y’all bring the party and are the ones in your social circle still awake by 6am in the morning after a crazy night out. While you might claim hangovers don’t affect you, you’re just good at powering through them. A long run or a cycle class, and a gatorade are all you need to cure that hangover.

Taurus

Self-Care

Taurans love luxury, and y’all have a hangover ritual down to a T. A Taurus will find elegance even when it feels like you hit your head on concrete. Whatyou guys need to cure your hangover are fancy pajamas, an eye mask, your favorite aromatherapy oils and a nap with the blackout blinds down.

Gemini 

Brunch

You love a good party, Geminis. But the morning after can cause you to tumble into a serious funk, as you second guess what you did, who you spoke to, and why you thought that fourth margarita was a good idea. A carb-laden brunch with friends is what you need to be back feeling like yourself

Cancer

Yoga Class (Even Though You Want to Sleep)

A night out can make any Cancer feel emotional the morning after. You’re likely to want to stay under the covers all day long, but getting out and facing the world is your best strategy when you’re feeling down. A yoga class will help get your blood flowing and your mind in the headspace you want it in.

Leo

Netflix & Chill

Leos try our best to not to let a hangover interfere with our plans. It’s cute, but we all know we couldn’t really handle a boozy brunch in hangover condition. Staying in and watching Netflix in your sweatpants is the smartest strategy to be back in top shape.

Virgo 

Ibuprofen and Green Juice

When a Virgo goes out, they go all out. That’s why having a super-healthy ritual to get back on track serves you well. You love order, lists, and knowing exactly what comes next, so as soon as you wake up in the morning, stumble to the kitchen for some ibuprofen and an extra large glass of green juice and you should be golden.

Libra

Be Good

You know that life is all about balance, and you don’t beat yourself up for going overboard. Making a healthy meal at home, getting some fresh air, and taking a 4 hour nap is your fix.

Scorpio

Keep Drinking 

When you drink, you love to keep the party going. You know that the only way to really cure a hangover is to drink some more. If you’re still drunk… you can’t have a hangover so pouring another one up and getting some greasy food is your cure. 

Sagittarius

Get Connected with People From Last Night

Sagittarians never let too many drinks get in the way of a good time. You guys love the memories each drink brought even… so use the morning to update your social media, re-start any text threads from last night, and, hit up that cute person from the bar you met

Capricorn

Take a ‘Sick’ Day

Caps rarely let loose, and when they do, they make every single glass count. You guys need to just turn out the lights, and spend the day doing absolutely nothing. Order something oversized and full of calories and enjoy sleeping the day away for once.

Aquarius

Do an Activity

Aquarians should consider a hangover the start of an epic weekend. Keep the adventures rolling by getting your friends together and rally it out by going on an early hike or throwing a little darty at the house. 

Pisces 

Drink (and Walk by) Water 

Fish need water. The goal for Pisces is to drink as much water as possible to kick that hangover. You also may find some peace in hitting up the pool or jacuzzi… what you don’t need is more alcohol


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