Aries (March 21 - April 19) – You’re convinced that if you just bump into your crush one more time, they’ll realize you’re soulmates. The universe is working hard, but your stalking skills are working harder.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) – You’re dead set on winning the lottery without actually buying a ticket. Financial stability through sheer manifestation.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) – You know you’d go viral on TikTok if you actually posted content. But instead, you’re just laying in bed, mentally planning your influencer career.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) – You’re fully convinced that your last situationship will text you back any day now. Any. Day. Now. (Spoiler: They won’t, bestie. Move on.)
Leo (July 23 - August 22) – You’re waiting for the world to randomly recognize your star power and cast you in a Netflix show. No audition needed. Just straight to fame.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) – You’re fully convinced that if you ignore all your responsibilities for just one more day, they’ll magically solve themselves. Emails? Will delete themselves. That thing you were supposed to do two weeks ago? Somehow, it’ll work out. The universe wants you to procrastinate—probably.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) – You’re convinced your next outfit will be so fire that a rich stranger will pay off your student loans just because you slayed so hard.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) – You fully expect your enemies to crumble under the sheer power of your silent treatment. You don’t need revenge; the universe will do it for you.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) – You just know you’ll be casually discovered by a talent scout while doing something completely ordinary. Boom—instant worldwide success.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) – You believe your dream job is just going to fall into your lap without actually applying. LinkedIn? You’ve never heard of her.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) – You’re waiting for a random millionaire to sponsor your entire life just because they think you're cool. Sugar parent energy without the effort.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) – You’re 100% sure that one day, your life is going to turn into a romantic movie. Maybe a slow burn, maybe an enemies to lovers arc, but it’s happening.