♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Aries, if someone leaves you on read, it becomes your personal villain origin story. You’re typing in all caps, pacing the room, already planning your comeback. You’re not sad—you’re furious. You’ve blocked them, unblocked them, and sent a “LOL ok.” It’s war now.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, you pretend it doesn’t bother you—like, “Whatever, I didn’t even care.” But deep down? You're hurt, scrolling through your camera roll listening to sad music. You’ve deleted their number, but also memorized it. You’re that chill. (You're not.)
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, you got left on read and immediately texted six other people. You’re starting a group chat, flirting with someone new, and somehow live-streaming it. You bounce back in 0.2 seconds with chaotic energy and zero regrets. Iconic.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer, one unanswered text and you’re questioning your whole existence. You're rereading the convo like it’s Shakespeare, wondering what you did wrong. You act fine on the outside but internally? Full emotional spiral with sad playlists and overthinking galore.
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo, being left on read? You assume they died. Because obviously, no one would ignore someone as radiant and irresistible as you. You’re already rehearsing your “you messed up” speech in case they crawl back. And they will crawl back.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, you send a follow-up “Just checking in!” even though you're secretly furious. You make a mental list of all their flaws, then organize it in a spreadsheet called “People Who Don’t Deserve Me.” You’re not petty. You’re precise.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, you spiral quietly. You reread your own message 13 times, wondering if you used too many exclamation points. Then you post a cute selfie and a flirty song lyric, hoping they’ll notice. Because if they don’t reply, the entire world might as well ghost you too.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio, you don’t get mad, you get even. You go full FBI mode: checking who they followed, who liked their post, where they’ve been. You’ve blocked them on everything—and you still know what they’re doing. You don’t forget. Ever.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Sagittarius, you got left on read? Cool. You’re already in a new city, kissing someone hotter, and posting a pic with the caption “thriving ✈️✨.” You treat ghosting like a blessing. Commitment issues? Never heard of her.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorn, you texted once, didn’t get a response, and immediately went back to work. You're like, “I didn’t need that distraction anyway.” But you’re secretly updating your list of people to never trust again. It's giving CEO of silent grudges.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Aquarius, you literally don’t notice until five days later. You’re like “Oh yeah, I forgot I even sent that.” You shrug, write a song about emotional detachment, and go back to thinking about aliens. Left on read? Doesn’t compute.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, you got left on read and wrote a poem about it. You already made a sad playlist, painted your feelings, and cried while watching a rom-com. You're lowkey heartbroken but acting like you're in an indie film. It’s giving soft chaos.