♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
You ghost everyone, start going to the gym at 6am, and suddenly you’re posting motivational quotes like you’re training for a breakup Olympics. No explanations, just vibes.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
You delete social media, start baking like you’re on The Great British Bake Off, and pretend nothing ever happened. If it can’t be solved with a new candle and banana bread, it’s not worth fixing.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20):
You start five new hobbies, rebrand your entire personality, and convince yourself you’re the problem and the solution. Your “healing” era has a playlist, a Pinterest board, and a lot of chaos.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22):
You go silent, write a 3-page notes app rant you never send, and cry-listen to sad girl music in the shower. People say “where’d you go?” and you’re like, “im just healing.”
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
You dye your hair, book a spontaneous trip, and become 10x hotter out of spite. If you’re over it, your Instagram better know it too.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
You pretend everything is fine, but suddenly you’re reorganizing your entire life at 2am and making notes titled “My Comeback Era.” You’re over it—but also still lowkey spiraling.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
You act unbothered, then go full rom-com main character at a thrift store. Suddenly you're journaling, redecorating, and buying crystals. You say it’s “new energy”
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
You vanish, go full FBI mode, and plot a glow-up so intense people assume you're famous now. You say nothing—but your revenge bod and soft launch photos speak loudly.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
You book a solo trip, unfollow everyone, and start vlogging like you’re in a coming-of-age movie. You’re over it and outta here.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
You double down on work, start five side hustles, and schedule your breakdowns like calendar invites. You’re not spiraling—you’re “building your empire.”
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
You get into a weird niche hobby (tarot? aerial yoga?) and pretend you’re fine while isolating emotionally and watching conspiracy videos. You’re not over it, but you’ve disassociated enough to pretend.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
You cry, write poetry, burn sage, and then decide you're going to be a healer or something. You’re over it by spiritually transcending the situation entirely.