♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19):
Your search history is pure chaos. “How to become famous overnight” is right next to “do sharks sleep?” You’re impulsive, passionate, and never not manifesting main character energy.
♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20):
Your tabs are a mix of luxury candles, comfort food recipes, and “is it bad to nap for 6 hours?” You’re loyal to your routines and your DoorDash driver. Honestly, we love that you Google everything before doing it.
♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20):
Your search history is a crime scene. You’ve got “how to ghost politely,” “flirting psychology,” and 43 tabs open about starting a podcast. Your curiosity is unmatched — and slightly terrifying.
♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22):
You search things like “why do people leave?” and “how to make soup for someone you love.” Your soft heart is showing. Bonus points for also googling your own birth chart at least once a week.
♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22):
It’s giving “cute outfit ideas,” “best lighting for selfies,” and “how to tell if they’re obsessed with you.” You live for attention, but honestly? You know how to serve and slay while doing it.
♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22):
Your search history is organized chaos: “how to create a life plan,” “meal prep containers,” and “how to stop spiraling at 2am.” You’re anxious, efficient, and probably have a spreadsheet for your goals.
♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22):
You’ve Googled “should I text him?” 45 times and still haven’t made a decision. It’s giving romance, indecision, and Pinterest vision boards you’ll never start. We see the aesthetic effort though.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):
It’s giving dark academia, emotional depth, and a touch of “how to stalk someone without them knowing.” You’re intense, mysterious, and the FBI would be proud of your search skills.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):
You’ve got “cheap flights to anywhere,” “how to escape society,” and “can I survive off vibes?” in your search bar. You crave adventure and avoid commitment — even in your Wi-Fi history.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):
“Productivity hacks,” “early retirement plan,” and “how to stay motivated when the world is on fire.” You’re serious about success, but lowkey also Googling what it would take to live in a cabin forever.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):
You’re searching “weird conspiracy theories that ended up being true” and “how to start a revolution with no budget.” You're quirky, brilliant, and always 3 steps ahead of the rest of us.
♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20):
Your search history is mostly song lyrics, dream interpretations, and “how to know if a butterfly is a sign from the universe.” You're soft, intuitive, and a little delulu in the most beautiful way.