♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded? Because people are dying to get in.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo-Year’s Day. 🐄✨
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re a little shellfish.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind… it’s tearable.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. 🚀
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Why don’t calendars ever get stressed? Because their days are numbered.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Why was the math book sad? Too many problems.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): How do you organize a space party? You planet. 🌌