♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Aries, you’re basically Iron Man — loud, bold, and somehow saving the day with zero planning. You’ll rush into a burning building just to prove you can.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): Taurus, you’ve got Wonder Woman energy — loyal, stubborn, and lowkey unstoppable. People underestimate you until they’re face-to-face with your side-eye.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): Gemini, you’re Spider-Man with the jokes — cracking one-liners while juggling a million problems. You’re the hero who shows up late but still saves the day.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Cancer, you’re Eleven from Stranger Things — sweet until somebody messes with your people. Then boom — telekinetic rage and full van-flipping energy.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): Leo, you’re Thor — dramatic entrances, big speeches, and a natural spotlight stealer. Let’s be real, you don’t save the world without looking good doing it.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Virgo, you’re Hermione Granger — prepared, precise, and smarter than literally everyone else in the room. Your “I told you so” is practically a superpower.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Libra, you’re Captain America — all about teamwork, diplomacy, and the perfect pep talk. You’re the hero who makes saving the world look charming.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Scorpio, you’re Batman — dark, intense, and running on pure vengeance energy. People don’t know if they should hug you or fear you… and honestly, both work.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Sagittarius, you’re Deadpool — chaotic, hilarious, and maybe a little inappropriate. You’re not following the script, but somehow, you still win.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Capricorn, you’re Black Panther — strategic, disciplined, and ten steps ahead. Everyone else is playing checkers, you’re out here playing 4D chess.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Aquarius, you’re Doctor Strange — a little weird, super brilliant, and always rewriting the rules. Everyone else is stressed, and you’re like “don’t worry, I bent time.”
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Pisces, you’re Sailor Moon — dramatic, emotional, and somehow saving the day with love and sparkles. You’re crying and still pulling off the win.