♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You’re the one starting the drinking games and yelling “one more round!” when everyone’s clearly done. You came for chaos and camera time — and you’ll probably leave with glitter and at least one new enemy.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’re posted by the snack table like it’s a VIP lounge. You’re not here for drama — unless someone eats the last cookie, then it’s war.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You’re bouncing from group to group like a social butterfly on Red Bull. By midnight, you’ve taken 47 selfies, learned two secrets, and changed your costume “for the bit.”
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You’re the emotional support friend making sure everyone’s hydrated — until someone flirts with your crush, and suddenly the moon’s your only friend.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You show up in a costume no one else could pull off — and act shocked when everyone keeps complimenting you. You’ll leave early just to make an entrance again somewhere else.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You’re the one cleaning up mid-party while judging everyone’s life choices. You say you’re “just tidying,” but you’ve been silently ranking everyone’s costumes since 8 p.m.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You look amazing, flirt with half the room, and still can’t decide who to go home with. It’s giving “rom-com main character who forgot their own script.”
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’re the mysterious hottie in the corner with an aura of danger and three people low-key obsessed with you. You’ll vanish halfway through the night like a plot twist.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You’re the wild card. You show up with no costume, steal someone’s mask, and somehow become the life of the party. The hangover? Worth it.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’re the one who “doesn’t really do Halloween,” yet your costume looks professionally styled. You’ll casually mention you have work tomorrow — and still out-party everyone.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You’re the one in a weird conceptual outfit no one understands — “I’m late-stage capitalism.” Everyone’s confused, but you’re thriving on the attention.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You’re the tipsy, emotional one telling ghost stories that make no sense. You might cry, you might dance — honestly, both are happening at once.