♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19) — EXTRA SPICY
You’re the one who starts decorating at full volume, overschedules yourself, and somehow decides to host even when no one asked. You’re sprinting through the season like it’s a competitive sport. The good news? You thrive in this level of chaos.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20) — MILD
You’re keeping it cozy, controlled, and drama-free… or at least pretending to. You’re ignoring the chaos by wrapping yourself in blankets and carbs. Honestly? Elite strategy.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20) — EXTRA SPICY
Your plans change every 10 minutes, you’re RSVPing “maybe” to everything, and your gift list is a disaster. But your chaos is entertaining and somehow… festive? People fully expect you to show up with vibes and a story.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22) — MEDIUM
You swear you’re keeping it together, but emotionally? You’re one commercial away from crying. You’re juggling nostalgia, expectations, and family dynamics like a seasonal Olympic event. But you pull off heartwarming moments effortlessly.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22) — EXTRA SPICY
You’re the dramatic showstopper of the holidays — coordinated outfits, curated photo ops, and a gift reveal like it’s the Met Gala. Zero chill, maximum sparkle. Honestly? Everyone loves your chaos.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22) — MEDIUM
Your chaos is organized chaos — color-coded lists, backup plans, and a strict timeline that no one else respects. You’re trying so hard to keep the season perfect that you accidentally become the stressed-out parent of the group. Breathe, bestie.
♎ Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22) — MEDIUM
Your holiday chaos comes from trying to please literally everyone — friends, family, coworkers, partners, stray acquaintances. You end up triple-booked and still apologizing. But you make everything look cute, so no one notices the meltdown.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21) — MILD
You’re staying low-key, avoiding drama, and quietly judging everyone from a safe emotional distance. Your chaos is internal — deep sighs, intense thoughts, and plotting a peaceful holiday exit strategy. Mysterious but effective.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21) — EXTRA SPICY
You’re traveling, partying, overspending, overcommitting, and underestimating how long anything takes. Your holiday vibe is: “This will be fine!” until it isn’t — but it always makes a great story. You’re chaos, but lovable chaos.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19) — MILD
You’re keeping it efficient, focused, and drama-free. Your chaos comes from trying to finish all your responsibilities before you allow yourself to enjoy anything. Once you finally relax, though? You’re the chillest one in the room.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) — MEDIUM
You’re doing the holidays your own way — which confuses everyone and causes small pockets of chaos. You’re calm on the surface but mentally spiraling about social plans. Still, your uniqueness makes the season fun.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20) — EXTRA SPICY
You’re overwhelmed, overthinking, overfeeling, and very near a festive breakdown — but you’re doing it beautifully. Your chaos is whimsical and dramatic, like a holiday movie with bad timing. Everyone forgives you because you’re adorable.