Aries (March 21 – April 19): You are definitely the chaotic islander who steps forward for literally every single person on day one just to mark your territory. Your aggressive, competitive drive means you will steal someone’s partner within the first forty-eight hours and start a massive screaming match by the fire pit.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): You are the entirely unbothered contestant who spends 90% of the episode laying completely flat on a daybed in designer sunglasses while eating fruit. You refuse to participate in any dramatic challenges, choosing to let people fight over you while you protect your skin barrier.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): You are the absolute villain of the season who writes a separate "manifesto" for three different partners at the exact same time. Your mouth moves faster than the producers can edit, and you will single-handedly cause a villa-wide meltdown just because you got bored on a Tuesday.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): You are the deeply emotional islander who confesses your undying love on night one and starts crying in the beach hut because your partner blinked at a bombshell. You will spend the entire six weeks writing sad journal entries and making everyone tea to cope with your stress.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): You are the high-maintenance main character who treats the villa hallway like an absolute Paris fashion runway. You don't care about finding a connection; you just came on the show to get your follower count up and wear a tiny, metallic outfit under the lights.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): You are the logical text-message reader who actively calls a group meeting to analyze the exact wording of a challenge prompt. You are completely single because you keep giving your partners a detailed performance review after every single kiss. Scale back the criticism.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): You are the wildly indecisive contestant who stays "in a muddle" for three weeks straight because you physically cannot choose between two people. You will end up accidentally leading everyone on and getting dumped from the island because you took too long to pick a lane.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): You are the dark horse bombshell who stays completely silent for three days, drops one intense look, and completely ruins the strongest couple in the villa. You play your cards so close to your chest that the producers are genuinely terrified of your aura.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): You are the wild card who goes to Casa Amor and completely forgets the name of the person you left back at the main villa. You are purely there for the free vacation and the drama, laughing your way through elimination because you just want to go to the afterparty.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You are the strategic mastermind who is treating the entire show like a high-stakes business transaction to win the $100,000 prize. You will fake a full relationship with the most popular islander just to secure the brand deals when the cameras turn off.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): You are the eccentric islander who talks to the pool camera about aliens and wears a completely bizarre mesh outfit to the recoupling. The public completely keeps voting to save you because your unhinged, detached commentary is the only funny part of the episode.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): You are completely disassociated from the villa reality, staring blankly at the ocean and convincing yourself that you are starring in a tragic romantic movie. You will accidentally jump into the pool with your mic pack on because you were daydreaming.